After going through profiles for more than 4 years on orkut, I think i can write a full book on retards let loose on the internet. But I'll jut write a para or too because I'm not getting paid to write shit.
About Me : I am friendly/i like making friends.
People with this catch line are without a doubt biggest retards on planet. What kind of animal wants to make friends? They are usually the sort of people who when meeting an acquaintance would shout out the loudest possible "Hii" which would make you puke. And that too befriend everyone? I can understand if you hate everyone, but how can one like everyone. You suck ass.
I m cool/im cool/cool guy
Who told you that? Your momma? This shit is usually in those profile which also have a dp with shades. Get this thing straight up, you're not cool and you look shit in shades. The only guy who looked cool in shades/goggles whatever was Al Pacino while he was playing blind. You're not Al Pacino though I wish you were blind.
Books: five.some1, the alchemist Five point someone is not literature, it's not even a book, it's best use is as a toilet paper though the pages are not even half as nice. Paulo Coelho makes me mad. The guy is puking in your face and wants money out of it, and you're paying him. Way to go.
Music: itz ma life. i love hip hop pop himesh etc If this is your life, you better be dead.
cuisines:i luv chineze Get a life. You've never eaten real chinese shit. The oil dipped noodles is not chineze.
movies: titanic, ddlj,kkhh,khnh,abcd,khid,crap crap crap. im a movie buff Titanic sucks. So does every Indian movie with an acronym [that includes TZP]. All love stories suck. Amores Perros. Period.
5 things I can't live without: friendz, phone, ma laptop, ma blah blah What about I hang you from your balls and ask you the same question again. What's your answer now?
ideal match:ind vs pak/which lights on first strike/etc Okay, you were not the first one to start this joke so quit plagiarizing, it's not funny anymore.
Sports: cricket You're Indian. So are 100 million others too. Big deal. Really.
