Monday, May 5, 2008
What the Fuck !!!!
huh... finally these days i think i am the most bugged up person in this world. In short i am bored yes ... i am bored because people here in ratlam sucks and sucks big time take an example right here right now i am sitting in a cafe just few meters aways from home and a ass clown sitting beside me this fucker was just now asking another fuker (Cafe owner) " Jai Bhaiyya yeh blogspot kya hai be " and mother fucker jai bhaiyya replied him " Orkut jaisa hi hai re kuch toh" right now i am enjoying peeping in his window and this shithead setting beside me is exploring Blogspot and it look so pathetic and gay that the title of his first post is " HI" and in his post he has written "HALO KAISE HO" beside Blogging he is also busy in searching gals on orkut and his second victim is "Sakshi friend forever" now lets talk about girls in ratlam. In last pathetic 6 years of life i mean my hostel life i have been to ratlam atleast 100 times but this was my maximum stay for about a month and in these days i explored people out here and being a man my maximum concentarion was on girls though girls in MP sucks and i think that its better to call them SHEMALE rather than disrespecting gals with real curves though i don't have any respect for them either so, shemale here in ratlam think that they the "ONE" i mean they feel that they are the most wanna babes ....cont...
Thursday, April 24, 2008
orkut
After going through profiles for more than 4 years on orkut, I think i can write a full book on retards let loose on the internet. But I'll jut write a para or too because I'm not getting paid to write shit.
About Me : I am friendly/i like making friends.
People with this catch line are without a doubt biggest retards on planet. What kind of animal wants to make friends? They are usually the sort of people who when meeting an acquaintance would shout out the loudest possible "Hii" which would make you puke. And that too befriend everyone? I can understand if you hate everyone, but how can one like everyone. You suck ass.
I m cool/im cool/cool guy
Who told you that? Your momma? This shit is usually in those profile which also have a dp with shades. Get this thing straight up, you're not cool and you look shit in shades. The only guy who looked cool in shades/goggles whatever was Al Pacino while he was playing blind. You're not Al Pacino though I wish you were blind.
Books: five.some1, the alchemist Five point someone is not literature, it's not even a book, it's best use is as a toilet paper though the pages are not even half as nice. Paulo Coelho makes me mad. The guy is puking in your face and wants money out of it, and you're paying him. Way to go.
Music: itz ma life. i love hip hop pop himesh etc If this is your life, you better be dead.
cuisines:i luv chineze Get a life. You've never eaten real chinese shit. The oil dipped noodles is not chineze.
movies: titanic, ddlj,kkhh,khnh,abcd,khid,crap crap crap. im a movie buff Titanic sucks. So does every Indian movie with an acronym [that includes TZP]. All love stories suck. Amores Perros. Period.
5 things I can't live without: friendz, phone, ma laptop, ma blah blah What about I hang you from your balls and ask you the same question again. What's your answer now?
ideal match:ind vs pak/which lights on first strike/etc Okay, you were not the first one to start this joke so quit plagiarizing, it's not funny anymore.
Sports: cricket You're Indian. So are 100 million others too. Big deal. Really.
About Me : I am friendly/i like making friends.
People with this catch line are without a doubt biggest retards on planet. What kind of animal wants to make friends? They are usually the sort of people who when meeting an acquaintance would shout out the loudest possible "Hii" which would make you puke. And that too befriend everyone? I can understand if you hate everyone, but how can one like everyone. You suck ass.
I m cool/im cool/cool guy
Who told you that? Your momma? This shit is usually in those profile which also have a dp with shades. Get this thing straight up, you're not cool and you look shit in shades. The only guy who looked cool in shades/goggles whatever was Al Pacino while he was playing blind. You're not Al Pacino though I wish you were blind.
Books: five.some1, the alchemist Five point someone is not literature, it's not even a book, it's best use is as a toilet paper though the pages are not even half as nice. Paulo Coelho makes me mad. The guy is puking in your face and wants money out of it, and you're paying him. Way to go.
Music: itz ma life. i love hip hop pop himesh etc If this is your life, you better be dead.
cuisines:i luv chineze Get a life. You've never eaten real chinese shit. The oil dipped noodles is not chineze.
movies: titanic, ddlj,kkhh,khnh,abcd,khid,crap crap crap. im a movie buff Titanic sucks. So does every Indian movie with an acronym [that includes TZP]. All love stories suck. Amores Perros. Period.
5 things I can't live without: friendz, phone, ma laptop, ma blah blah What about I hang you from your balls and ask you the same question again. What's your answer now?
ideal match:ind vs pak/which lights on first strike/etc Okay, you were not the first one to start this joke so quit plagiarizing, it's not funny anymore.
Sports: cricket You're Indian. So are 100 million others too. Big deal. Really.
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